Nine By Fox
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Oh Apple, Why Do You Have To Suck So Much?
This post is not about the iPhone. Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way and everyone on the internet has abandoned this blog to look for more iPhone posts in a frantic rush of mice and keys like…
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The Secret To Working Out. It’s Called Pain.
Frank, my torturous evil trainer, has found the blog. I went in for my session the other day, and he was woefully offended. I made him sound so mean! I explained to him that I did not make him sound…
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What I’m Not Reading: A Meme Of Sorts
Li Evans has asked me about my magazine subscriptions. Andy Beal says that knowing this can tell you lots about a person. I can only deduce from this that I am an empty shell, devoid of meaning and thought, a…
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I Write, Therefore I Am
Wikipedia needs authentication that I do, in fact, exist and am not, as I often wonder, a figment of someone else’s imagination, crazy dream, or psychedelic hallucination. The authentication they need is that I was born. Which is indeed a…
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Oh The Things You Don’t Know About Me
Matt’s not the only one with cats. I have cats too you know. Maybe they don’t star in videos, but they’re just as cute. And OK, maybe they’re a little chubbier, but hey. We all need hobbies and theirs are…